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4 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of hitting snooze and indulging in that mini-slumber victory lap! 😴💤 Who needs breakfast when you can have a second round of ZZZs instead? 🛌⏰ #SnoozeAndWin"
4 months ago
Share →: So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, pillows – always there to cushion the blow after a long day of overthinking and dreaming big. 🛌💭 Let's give that hardworking head the royal treatment it deserves! 👑💤 #PillowPower"
4 months ago
Share →: You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bed when you can get a nap that leaves its mark? It's like a souvenir from the land of sweet dreams!"
4 months ago
Share →: Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the envy we feel towards our phones for having the luxury of a sudden 'death' and a brief escape from the constant notifications and demands of our modern world. If only we could also switch off so effortlessly and unapologetically!"
4 months ago
Share →: New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic battle against the inevitable darkness creeping in early. It's like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning – a challenge that tests our willpower and self-restraint. Let's see who emerges victorious in this epic struggle of seasonal observation!"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of night owls everywhere. Who knew that 'too early' could be such a flexible concept? I guess it's all about perspective – early to bed, early to rise, makes a person healthy, wealthy, and…well, maybe a little grumpy if they're not a morning person!"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep masks when you can sleep like a pro with your eyes wide shut? This person must have a PhD in snoozing!"
4 months ago
Share →: I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Commentary:
"Taking self-care to a whole new level! 😴💤 Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Commentary:
"Watch out when I'm too quiet – I'm either plotting my grand escape 🏃‍♂️ or dreaming up your demise with a sprinkle of sugar on top 🍭. Just another day in the life of a silent mastermind! 😈 #PlotTwist"
5 months ago
Share →: I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern struggle of giving our phones much-needed rest! 📱💤 Who needs beauty sleep when your phone is begging for a break? Maybe we should start a petition for phone vacations! 😂 #PhoneDeservesABreak