People say "go big or go home" like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I'll have a nap when I get there.

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Commentary:
"Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Commentary:
"Oh, 8 hours of sleep, where art thou? Come back to me and let us dream sweet dreams together! 😴💭 #SleepDeprivedStruggles"

There's nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet victory of hitting snooze and indulging in that mini-slumber victory lap! 😴💤 Who needs breakfast when you can have a second round of ZZZs instead? 🛌⏰ #SnoozeAndWin"

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, pillows – always there to cushion the blow after a long day of overthinking and dreaming big. 🛌💭 Let's give that hardworking head the royal treatment it deserves! 👑💤 #PillowPower"

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bed when you can get a nap that leaves its mark? It's like a souvenir from the land of sweet dreams!"

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Commentary:
"Ah, the envy we feel towards our phones for having the luxury of a sudden 'death' and a brief escape from the constant notifications and demands of our modern world. If only we could also switch off so effortlessly and unapologetically!"

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic battle against the inevitable darkness creeping in early. It's like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning – a challenge that tests our willpower and self-restraint. Let's see who emerges victorious in this epic struggle of seasonal observation!"

It's not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of night owls everywhere. Who knew that 'too early' could be such a flexible concept? I guess it's all about perspective – early to bed, early to rise, makes a person healthy, wealthy, and…well, maybe a little grumpy if they're not a morning person!"

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep masks when you can sleep like a pro with your eyes wide shut? This person must have a PhD in snoozing!"