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"Who needs goodbyes when you can cha-cha away from negativity! 💃🕺 Good riddance, and hello to better vibes! 🤣👋 #DancingMyWayOut"

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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