Funny road rage quotes

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025