13 Funny road rage quotes

• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  3 weeks ago

  another, car, cars, communication, curse, driving, excuse, family, friend, generations, horn, humor, kind, me, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  3 weeks ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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  2 months ago

  driving, end, just, light, me, next, rage, right, road, road rage, stop, stop light, terrible, traffic

• The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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  2 months ago

  4-way, 4-way stop, awkwardness, driving, driving humor, everyone, humor, impatience, rage, road, road rage, same, sexual, sexual tension, social, social awkwardness, stop, tension, time, traffic

• When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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  2 months ago

  blame, car, car joke, driving, fault, humor, i, joke, little, me, patience, people, rage, right, road, road humor, road rage, sarcastic, slow, traffic

• You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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  2 months ago

  ever, everyday, everyday life, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, life, movement, moving, rage, road, road rage, slow, slow movement, someone, store, walking

• Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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  2 months ago

  driver, frustration, humor, identity, personality, rage, real, real you, road, road rage, slow, slow driver, stuck

• I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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  2 months ago

  automotive, car, cutting, driving, hell, humor, i, let, love, me, merge, merging, over, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, sure, Tesla

• I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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  2 months ago

  derogatory, derogatory name, driving, fly, good, humor, making, name, names, quick, quick wit, rage, road, road rage, spontaneity, wit

• It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, awesome, bro, cross, driving, family, honk, humor, i, just, move, moving, pedestrians, people, rage, right, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

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