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Funny road rage quotes
You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?
3 months ago
Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.
3 months ago
I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.
3 months ago
I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.
3 months ago
It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.
3 months ago
If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.
3 months ago
Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.
3 months ago