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18 Funny robot quotes

Funny robot quotes add a humorous spin to the world of technology and automation. 🤖😆 From witty remarks about robotic quirks to playful jabs at artificial intelligence, these quotes highlight the lighter side of our metal companions. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in futuristic gadgets! 😂🔧

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

2 weeks ago

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

1 month ago

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

3 months ago

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

3 months ago

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

3 months ago

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

3 months ago

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

3 months ago

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

3 months ago

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

3 months ago

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

3 months ago

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

3 months ago

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

3 months ago

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

3 months ago

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

3 months ago

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

3 months ago

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

3 months ago

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

3 months ago

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

3 months ago