Home » Funny Robot Quotes

20 Funny robot quotes

Funny robot quotes add a humorous spin to the world of technology and automation. 🤖😆 From witty remarks about robotic quirks to playful jabs at artificial intelligence, these quotes highlight the lighter side of our metal companions. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in futuristic gadgets! 😂🔧

Trending Funny Robot Quotes 🔥

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.
Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.
Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.
90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.
When is this robot army coming to take my job?

New funny robot quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"
1 month ago
Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Commentary:
"May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Commentary:
Oh no, it sounds like you're stuck in a digital identity crisis! 🤖 Don't worry, being accused of being a robot just means you're extra tech-savvy! Time to bring out your secret weapon: a password manager! 🔒💻 Embrace your inner human and show those captchas who's boss! 😄 #DigitalDrama
3 months ago
Share →: When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Commentary:
Oh, you can't wait to be replaced by a robot, huh? 🤖 Don't worry, your job is safe… for now! 😉 Maybe you'll have a robot co-worker before you know it! Who knows, with a little luck, you might even get to be their boss! 🤖👩‍💼
5 months ago
Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Commentary:
Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship
5 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the sex robot wants some space 🤖🚫⛔ Better hit the reset button on that relationship status! 😆 #RobotRomanceGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Commentary:
"Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Commentary:
Don't worry, the robot army is just running a little behind schedule 🤖⏰ Don't stress, you've still got some time to enjoy being the reigning champ in your domain! 😄🏆
5 months ago
Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Commentary:
Looks like that robot bartender took "pouring your heart out" a bit too literally! 🤖🍸💔 Next time, maybe stick to ordering drinks instead of sharing your life story! 😉🤖