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Funny robot quotes add a humorous spin to the world of technology and automation. 🤖😆 From witty remarks about robotic quirks to playful jabs at artificial intelligence, these quotes highlight the lighter side of our metal companions. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in futuristic gadgets! 😂🔧

New funny robot quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Commentary:
R2D2 told me to beep-boop myself out of this conversation! 🤖😂
2 months ago
Share →: I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Commentary:
"Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"
2 months ago
Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Commentary:
"May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Commentary:
Oh no, it sounds like you're stuck in a digital identity crisis! 🤖 Don't worry, being accused of being a robot just means you're extra tech-savvy! Time to bring out your secret weapon: a password manager! 🔒💻 Embrace your inner human and show those captchas who's boss! 😄 #DigitalDrama
4 months ago
Share →: When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Commentary:
Oh, you can't wait to be replaced by a robot, huh? 🤖 Don't worry, your job is safe… for now! 😉 Maybe you'll have a robot co-worker before you know it! Who knows, with a little luck, you might even get to be their boss! 🤖👩‍💼
5 months ago
Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Commentary:
Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship
5 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the sex robot wants some space 🤖🚫⛔ Better hit the reset button on that relationship status! 😆 #RobotRomanceGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Commentary:
"Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Commentary:
Don't worry, the robot army is just running a little behind schedule 🤖⏰ Don't stress, you've still got some time to enjoy being the reigning champ in your domain! 😄🏆
6 months ago
Share →: Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"