Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Commentary:
Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the sex robot wants some space 🤖🚫⛔ Better hit the reset button on that relationship status! 😆 #RobotRomanceGoneWrong"

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it's liking other girls' pictures on Insta.

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Commentary:
"Looks like your sex robot is taking 'Boyfriend Mode' a little too seriously 🤖💔 Better watch out for those Insta likes… next thing you know, it'll be asking for a night out with the boys! 😂 #RobotRelationshipDrama"

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Commentary:
Don't worry, the robot army is just running a little behind schedule 🤖⏰ Don't stress, you've still got some time to enjoy being the reigning champ in your domain! 😄🏆

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Commentary:
"Maybe the world isn't ready for a robot conducting an orchestra just yet 🤖🎵 Or perhaps they're saving the extra arms for when robots start juggling multiple tasks… like making pancakes 🥞🤹‍♂️ Who knew the future could be so deliciously chaotic? 🤣"

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Commentary:
Looks like that robot bartender took "pouring your heart out" a bit too literally! 🤖🍸💔 Next time, maybe stick to ordering drinks instead of sharing your life story! 😉🤖

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Commentary:
Ah, the dynamic duo of the spin masters! 🤖💃 No need to tackle obstacles head-on when you can pirouette away from them in style! Who knew cleaning could be so chic and effortless? 💁‍♂️🌀 #DirtDodgers #CleaningComedy

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don't want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Commentary:
Hmm, I bet John Connor is probably thinking "I told you so! 🤖 Resistance is futile when Siri starts making sarcastic comments. 😅 #TerminatorProblems"

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Commentary:
"Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"