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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Trending via Threads:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Going viral on Reddit:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Trending via Pinterest:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Making waves on Discord:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Live now on Pinterest:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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31 shares on YouTube this month:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

96 shares on X this month:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Just shared via TikTok:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Making waves on Slack:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Live now on Telegram:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Seen just now on Twitch:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Later is the best time to do anything.

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