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23 Funny robot quotes

Funny robot quotes add a humorous spin to the world of technology and automation. πŸ€–πŸ˜† From witty remarks about robotic quirks to playful jabs at artificial intelligence, these quotes highlight the lighter side of our metal companions. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in futuristic gadgets! πŸ˜‚πŸ”§

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Posted on6 months ago

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Posted onJan 25, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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