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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,721

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Seen just now on Facebook:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Trending via LinkedIn:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Breaking via Slack:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Spreading quickly via X:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Going viral on Twitch:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

Going bananas on Slack:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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93 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

15 shares on X this month:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

29 shares on Discord this month:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Trending via Threads:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Shared recently on Messenger:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Trending via Telegram:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Just landed via X:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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