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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!
We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?
When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!
I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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5 days ago
Share →: I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Commentary:
🎉😂 "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! 🎂🚓"
1 month ago
Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Commentary:
"Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"
3 months ago
Share →: Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Commentary:
Ah, yes! The age-old question that has puzzled strategists and planners for generations – the mysterious source of those elusive ducks for our neat rows! 🦆🦆🦆 Perhaps they are feathery ninjas, mastering the art of disappearing just when we need them most. A duck-tective mystery in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Let's rally the quack squad and get to the bottom of this fowl play!
5 months ago
Share →: “You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've mastered the art of losing gracefully! 🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, they say practice makes perfect right? Or maybe it's just a great excuse to treat yourself to some ice cream 🍦 Keep your head up, champ! 🏆 #ProfessionalLoser"
5 months ago
Share →: I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Commentary:
"I've reached peak leisure mode after indulging in feasts and cinema escapades for days on end. The only flying I'm interested in now is to another vacation spot! 🍿✈️🥂 #WorkWho?"
5 months ago
Share →: We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Commentary:
"Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"
5 months ago
Share →: My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Commentary:
Looks like some chaotic duck energy vs. organized duck dictatorship 🦆😂 Let them quack and waddle freely, why impose a strict pecking order on them? Let your ducks be rebels with a cause! 🦆✌️