Funny rush quotes

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Don't rush me, I'm still deciding whether I'll be productive or not today!

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Don't rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025