Commentary:
"Ah, the exhilarating thrill of a restful night's sleep! 🛌💤 Who knew slumber could be so adrenaline-pumping! 😂 #SleepGoals"
Funny rush quotes
I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.
Commentary:
🚗💨 "I drive home faster than my delivery food on a Friday night! Gotta outpace the chickens waiting for me like I'm late for the house. Speed racer mode: activated! 🏁😂"
I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.
Commentary:
"Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks"
Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday"
I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.
Commentary:
"Ah, the noble pursuit of doing nothing, truly an art form in itself! 🎨⏳ Why go out and be busy when you can rush home to embrace the serenity of your sofa and the sweet siren call of laziness? 😄💤 Embrace the art of 'nothingness' with gusto, my friend! 🏠🛋️"
Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Commentary:
"Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"