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Funny rush quotes
When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.
4 weeks ago
Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
4 weeks ago
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
4 weeks ago
I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.
2 months ago
I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.
3 months ago
I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.
3 months ago
Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
3 months ago
I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.
3 months ago