Funny rush quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

  Commentary:
  Heading to the haunted house for my final destination. Rent-free living with ghostly roommates? Count me in! 👻🏚️😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

  Commentary:
  🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

  Commentary:
  "Why do they call it rush hour? It's more like 'crawl hour' if you ask me! It's the only time of day when even the snails are passing you by. Maybe they should rename it 'slow-ly but surely hour' instead!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the exhilarating thrill of a restful night's sleep! 🛌💤 Who knew slumber could be so adrenaline-pumping! 😂 #SleepGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

  Commentary:
  🚗💨 "I drive home faster than my delivery food on a Friday night! Gotta outpace the chickens waiting for me like I'm late for the house. Speed racer mode: activated! 🏁😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to rush past furniture that plays hide-and-seek with you? 🕰️ Don't worry, the struggle is real! It's like your couch is saying, 'Just adding some drama to your life, no biggie.' 🪑😄 #FurniturePranks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble pursuit of doing nothing, truly an art form in itself! 🎨⏳ Why go out and be busy when you can rush home to embrace the serenity of your sofa and the sweet siren call of laziness? 😄💤 Embrace the art of 'nothingness' with gusto, my friend! 🏠🛋️"

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