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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,515

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Spotted on Instagram:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Going viral on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Seen just now on Slack:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Seen just now on YouTube:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Live now on Messenger:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Social Media Stars ⭐

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

47 shares on X this month:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

63 shares on TikTok this month:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,252

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Can I come over and figure you out?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Just landed via Twitch:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Shared recently on Reddit:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

Spotted on Facebook:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Going bananas on Twitch:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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