Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Commentary:
"Looks like cats have mastered the art of subtle power play! 🐱💥 Who knew cat style could be so sassy and savage? 😼😂 Beware, attempting to pet a cat after they've had enough may result in scratches and a lesson in feline boundaries! 😹 #CatStyleWins"

If my wife doesn't win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it's going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Commentary:
"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅"

If my wife doesn't win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it's going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Commentary:
Looks like the stakes are high with that $2 scratch ticket! 🤞 Let's hope luck is on your wife's side, or this birthday present might turn into a "scratch" on the relationship! 😂🎂

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Commentary:
"Desperate times call for desperate measures! 🙈 Maybe next time bring a back-scratcher just in case! 😂 #BackScratchEmergency"