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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Trending via Messenger:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Going viral on Telegram:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Spotted on WeChat:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Spotted on Messenger:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Going viral on Reddit:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Making waves on WeChat:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Trending via Slack:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Just landed via X:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Making waves on Facebook:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Freshly posted on X:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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