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Funny seasoning quotes

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Posted onMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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