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Funny seasoning quotes

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Posted onMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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