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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.