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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Going viral on Discord:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Breaking via Twitch:

For the record, I use a turntable.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Breaking via Instagram:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Trending via YouTube:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I only drink when I people.

Making waves on Messenger:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Reported on Messenger:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Jan 23, 2025
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Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Shared recently on Instagram:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Going viral on X:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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