38 Funny secret quotes

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can't trust.

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn't even listening.

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him 'best friend'.

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025