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Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Trending via Twitch:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Just landed via Slack:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Live now on Snapchat:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Making waves on YouTube:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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Funny secrets quotes are the perfect mix of mystery and laughter 🤫😂! They reveal those little hidden truths we all share but never say out loud. Whether you’re spilling tea ☕️ or just love a good chuckle, these witty gems will brighten your day and keep your friends guessing. Get ready to laugh and maybe even learn a secret or two—shhh, it’s all in good fun! 🎉🤭

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Trending via Pinterest:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

Spotted on Threads:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Going viral on Messenger:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Reported on Snapchat:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Breaking via X:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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