190 Funny self-awareness quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

  Commentary:
  "That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! 🍻🤦‍♂️🔄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

  Commentary:
  "When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

  Commentary:
  "When you find out your face has settings other than 'Resting Confusion' 😂🤔👍 #UpgradeUnlocked"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe I'm just too tall for everyone else's shortcomings! 🤣📏 #ElevatedStandards"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

  Commentary:
  "When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

  Commentary:
  "Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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  Commentary:
  "Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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