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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Going viral on YouTube:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Trending via Facebook:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Live now on Reddit:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Going viral on Messenger:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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Funny shaved quotes

Funny shaved quotes are the perfect way to buzz with laughter and style! 🐝 Whether you’re rocking a fresh fade or embracing the bald life, these witty lines will shave away any dull moments 😄💇‍♂️. Get ready to snip some humor into your day and share the laughs with friends who love a good hair-raising joke! ✂️😂 #BaldAndProud #HairTodayGoneTomorrow

New funny shaved quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Commentary:
Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣
6 months ago
Share →: And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal 'shaved legs dilemma'! 🦵💭 It's like a commitment test for your razor and your patience. 😅 Maybe we should start a 'Shave-On-Demand' service for such occasions! 💁‍♀️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"