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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Making waves on Telegram:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Shared recently on WeChat:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Going viral on Messenger:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Trending via Facebook:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Spotted on YouTube:

These aliens are taking forever.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Freshly posted on X:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Trending via X:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Spotted on Slack:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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