Funny shelf quotes

• Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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  2 hours ago

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• My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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  2 days ago

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• I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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  3 months ago

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• I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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  3 months ago

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• Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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  3 months ago

  check, Christmas, elf, festive, holiday, humor, need, pun, remember, shelf

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