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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Trending via Facebook:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Spotted on Slack:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Spotted on X:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Spotted on WeChat:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Spotted on X:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Reported on TikTok:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Broadcasted on Threads:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Just landed via Twitch:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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