Funny shelf quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the doctor's advice quite literally! 🍬👩‍⚕️ Moving sugar to a lower shelf counts as reducing sugar intake, right? Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands…or pantry shelves! 😄 #SweetSolutions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time for a shelf makeover! 🛠️ Don't worry, you're not expired, just a vintage classic ready for a little TLC. 💤 #TimeForANap"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

  Commentary:
  "🎅🎄 Checking your elf is the ultimate holiday to-do list item! 📋 Don't let an elf oversight cause a shelf catastrophe – the stakes are high in Shelf Management this Christmas season! 🧝🧐 #ElfOnTheShelf #HolidayPrep"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive top-shelf liquor – where the magic happens…and the bartender risks a potential nose dive 😆🍸💸 #TopShelfStruggles"

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