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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Adding β€œFree HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Just shared via Messenger:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Reported on Telegram:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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People in their 20s be like, β€œThis is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Breaking via Facebook:

What are cats even trying to do?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Seen just now on Threads:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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