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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Going viral on Threads:

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

Shared recently on TikTok:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Shared recently on Slack:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Seen just now on Slack:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Making waves on WeChat:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Trending via X:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Making waves on Instagram:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Live now on Discord:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Spotted on Telegram:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Just landed via Facebook:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Making waves on Messenger:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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