Funny signs quotes

• Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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  2 months ago

  back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why

• If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, billboard, company, decide, ever, humor, i, invest, investment, joke, lottery, secret, signs, tell, wealth, win

• Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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  2 months ago

  cosmic, every, humor, i, me, okay, patience, sign, signs, think, time, universe, wait, waiting

• I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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  2 months ago

  confused, confusion, election, humor, i, mistake, realtor, sign, signs, think, voted, yard, yard sign

• You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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  2 months ago

  activity, always, aquarium, date, dating, dating signs, fun, fun activity, going, man, museum, new, new relationship, outing, relationship, signs, someone, tell

• Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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  2 months ago

  good, health, humor, Ka-Ching, mental, mental health, money, saying, sign, signs, therapist, therapy, wealth

• I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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  2 months ago

  big, card, card game, cause, dollar, dollar signs, expression, eye, eye expression, eyes, gambling, game, good, good hand, hand, humor, i, player, poker, self-awareness, signs, turn

• Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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  3 months ago

  animal, animal perspective, boa, boa constrictor, constrictor, cute, expectations, free, free hug, hug, humor, irony, joke, perspective, sign, signs

• Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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  3 months ago

  disappearance, domestic, domestic life, ever, house, humor, idea, life, messy, messy house, police, signs, signs of struggle, struggle

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