Commentary:
"Oh, the universe must be rolling its cosmic eyes at you, waiting for the sign to have its own sign! 🙄🌌 Don't worry, maybe it'll come with flashing lights and a big neon arrow next time! ⚡🔜 #SignierSignNeeded"
Funny signs quotes
I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone thought they were electing a president, but ended up picking the 'House Hunter-in-Chief' instead! 🤣🗳️🏡 #ElectionDayOops"
You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie"
Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?
Commentary:
Well, that depends on whether your therapist is trying to give you financial advice instead of emotional support! 💸😂 It might be time to consider a new therapist if they're more interested in cashing in than helping you work through your issues. Just remember, therapy is meant to provide healing, not just cha-ching! 😉
I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.
Commentary:
When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they've got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail
Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.
Commentary:
"Free Hugs: Making humans happy, but terrifying snakes since forever. 🐍🤗 Just a friendly reminder to watch where you offer your affection! "
Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.
Commentary:
"Living in our house is like playing the ultimate game of hide and seek – even the police would be stumped! 🕵️♂️🤪 #MessyLife"