Funny signs quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

  Commentary:
  🤣💸 "If I hit the jackpot and go into the billboard business, it'll be the best-kept secret… but the signs will spill the beans! Talk about a silent yet loud financial flex! 💰🔥 #MoneyTalks #BillboardWhisperer" 🏆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the universe must be rolling its cosmic eyes at you, waiting for the sign to have its own sign! 🙄🌌 Don't worry, maybe it'll come with flashing lights and a big neon arrow next time! ⚡🔜 #SignierSignNeeded"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone thought they were electing a president, but ended up picking the 'House Hunter-in-Chief' instead! 🤣🗳️🏡 #ElectionDayOops"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

  Commentary:
  Well, that depends on whether your therapist is trying to give you financial advice instead of emotional support! 💸😂 It might be time to consider a new therapist if they're more interested in cashing in than helping you work through your issues. Just remember, therapy is meant to provide healing, not just cha-ching! 😉

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  Jan 25, 2025

  Share →: I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

  Commentary:
  When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they've got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

  Commentary:
  "Free Hugs: Making humans happy, but terrifying snakes since forever. 🐍🤗 Just a friendly reminder to watch where you offer your affection! "

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

  Commentary:
  "Living in our house is like playing the ultimate game of hide and seek – even the police would be stumped! 🕵️‍♂️🤪 #MessyLife"

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