Funny signs quotes

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I'm like, okay, but I think I'll wait for a signier sign.

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I'm not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025