13 Funny simply quotes

Funny simply quotes bring a splash of laughter and lightness to your day 🌟😂 Whether you need a quick mood boost or a clever twist on everyday thoughts, these witty gems keep it simple and silly 🤪💬 Ready to smile and share the joy? Dive into the world of humor that’s easy to get and impossible to forget! 🎉😄

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk ev…

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Sounds like having a wholesome date with myself! 🌙🎧💁‍♀️

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply sai…

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Sounds like the career equivalent of dropping the mic and strutting out of life's talent show! 😂🎤🕺

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply w…

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Sounds like I missed the "how to be a human vacuum" class in school! 😂🧹

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was…

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Testing snake bites: the ultimate patience challenge! 🐍⏳😅

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. P…

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Can't tell if it's allergy season or if someone's testing their lung capacity! 🤧💨😆

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fl…

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Moths: The original night-shift crowd running away from their responsibilities 😂🦋💡

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat…

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When your body's like, "Let's sprinkle a bit of anxiety on this perfectly normal day for extra flavor!" 🧪🤪✨

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them…

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"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I…

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"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserv…

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"Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"