I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Commentary:
"Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"

Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader.

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Commentary:
"Using 'put simply' before your most nonsensical ramblings is like wrapping a clown costume around a broken logic train 🤡🚂. It's the ultimate blame-shifting move – 'Oops, I guess you just didn't get my jumbled mess of words, not my fault! 🤷‍♂️🤪'."