20 Funny simply quotes

• To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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• Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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  1 week ago

  bed, birthday, forgetfulness, forgetting, hack, humor, life, life hack, marriage, ordinary, prank, relationship, simply, sofa, sofa bed, turn, wife

• Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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  1 week ago

  Batman, billionaire, bruce, Bruce Wayne, candidate, candidates, city, crime, election, elections, favor, gotham, Gotham City, politics, rigging, simply, superhero, wayne, why

• Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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  future, future love, humor, introvert, living, living room, love, meant, relationship, room, simply, single, teleport

• I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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  accept, acceptance, extreme, humor, i, life, loneliness, past, past life, punishment, self-deprecation, simply, something, worry

• Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, biology, bit, body, chemistry, chemistry lab, emotion, feel, feeling, human, lab, little, me, meat, nervous, pretty, reason, simply

• I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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  annoyance, back, bite, humor, i, irritation, itch, kill, mosquito, over, pest, playful, revenge, sarcastic, simply, want

• You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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  1 week ago

  anything, better, cancellation, ear, ear protection, earplugs, hear, hearing, humor, i, me, noise, noise cancellation, protection, sarcasm, simply, stubbornness, tell

• I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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  always, bad, deserve, good, humor, i, motivation, routine, self-care, self-indulgence, self-love, simply, treat, treats, week, weekly, weekly routine

• For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, communication, culture, history, humor, idiot, know, media, post, reference, simply, social, social media, talking, time, world

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