12 Funny simply quotes — Wordgag ツ

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

1 day ago1 day ago

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

1 month ago1 month ago

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

2 months ago2 months ago

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

2 months ago2 months ago

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

2 months ago2 months ago

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

3 months ago3 months ago

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

6 months ago6 months ago

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Jan 28, 2025