Funny simply quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

  Commentary:
  Moths: The original night-shift crowd running away from their responsibilities 😂🦋💡

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

  Commentary:
  When your body's like, "Let's sprinkle a bit of anxiety on this perfectly normal day for extra flavor!" 🧪🤪✨

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

  Commentary:
  "Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

  Commentary:
  "When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it amazing how a simple post can speak volumes these days? 🤣 It's like a global game of "Guess Who?" where the answer is usually pretty obvious! 🌏💭 #ModernClues #InstantIdentification

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

  Commentary:
  "Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"

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  Jan 28, 2025

  Share →: Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

  Commentary:
  "Using 'put simply' before your most nonsensical ramblings is like wrapping a clown costume around a broken logic train 🤡🚂. It's the ultimate blame-shifting move – 'Oops, I guess you just didn't get my jumbled mess of words, not my fault! 🤷‍♂️🤪'."

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