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Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Spreading quickly via X:

I can resist everything except temptation.

Just landed via Discord:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Breaking via TikTok:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Going viral on YouTube:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Making waves on YouTube:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Reported on Instagram:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Just shared via Slack:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Live now on Discord:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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Share →: The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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"Remember, sitting is the gateway drug to procrastination when cleaning! 🧹✨ Keep those cleaning legs moving, or you might find yourself binge-watching Netflix instead of decluttering! 🛋️🚫 #CleaningStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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"Ah, the classic shopper's dilemma: when your feet are tired, but your shopping game is still going strong! 👠💸 Who needs a break when you can just slip into a new pair of fabulous shoes and keep the spree alive? It's retail therapy at its finest! 💃🛍️ #ShoeObsession"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Ah, the joys of reaching your 50s! 🎉 Welcome to the era where your knees hold the power and dictate your sitting schedule. It's like having your own personal knee bosses running the show! 💪😂 Remember to treat them well, or else they might just send you crashing down when you least expect it! Enjoy the sit-down dance of your 50s! 🕺💃

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Just shared via X:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Spreading quickly via X:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Shared recently on Messenger:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Making waves on Discord:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Spotted on Instagram:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Spotted on Reddit:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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