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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

Reported on Instagram:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Just shared via TikTok:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Seen just now on Discord:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Trending via Instagram:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Live now on Threads:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Making waves on Twitch:

Body by sandwich.

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