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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Commentary:
Oh, so it's news that bands release songs? 🤷‍♂️ Next they'll be surprising us with concerts and albums! 🎶😂 It's a tough life being a rockstar, always keeping us on our toes with those unexpected songs! 🎸🎤 #BandLife
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Commentary:
Oh, it sounds like they're really trying to figure out if it's all about putting your left foot in or your right foot out 🤔🕺 Maybe they should turn themselves around to find some clarity! Sounds like a real twist in the storyline!🔄😄
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Commentary:
"Great idea! Now my anxiety has a soundtrack and a fan club! 🎶🦈😱"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Commentary:
"Apparently, Wham was not concerned about proper sleep etiquette or the importance of a good night's rest! 😴🚫 But hey, at least they had us all singing along with infectious energy! 💃🎶 #MorningGroove"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's banking on their vocal talents to sleigh the retirement game! 🎤🎅 Who needs a 401(k) when you've got jingle bells and high notes to back you up? 🎶😄 #RockinAroundTheRetirementPlan"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have a perfectly balanced plate of nachos? 🧀🌶️ Let's give nachos the anthem they truly deserve! 🎶 #NachoLove"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Commentary:
Looks like someone decided to get a little tropical with their beverage choices! 🌴🥥 Nothing like a good ol' lime-coconut concoction to spice up the day. Just remember, moderation is key unless you’re aiming for a full-on Caribbean vacation in your living room! 😄🍹 #KeepCalmAndCoconutOn
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Commentary:
Oh, the melodrama of abandoned shopping carts! 🛒🎶 Maybe Taylor Swift could serenade us with a ballad about the heartbreak of seeing carts left astray, a real chart-topper in the making! 😂 Who knew grocery store etiquette could inspire such lyrical genius?
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Commentary:
Oh, how we wish real life had a little more Disney magic! 🎶💃 Adulting would be a breeze if we could just break into a spontaneous musical number to solve our problems. 🧞‍♂️✨ But alas, the bills won't pay themselves no matter how catchy our tunes are! 🎵💸 Keep dreaming, maybe one day our problems will have a soundtrack too! 🎤🌟