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Guess they were just really eager to host the world's most confusing potluck! 🍽️🎸🌀
110 Funny song quotes
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.
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Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴
When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.
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When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞
I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.
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Cue the laugh track and bring back the jingles! Because nothing says nostalgia like a sing-along before the shenanigans start! 🎶😂📺
My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.
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Can't blame him, he's cleaning his suit of armor! 🧽🛡️😂
Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?
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Ah, the good old days when you could plan a whole meal during a song download… 🍕📥😅
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.
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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶
I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.
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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂