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Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴
108 Funny song quotes
When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.
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When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞
I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.
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Cue the laugh track and bring back the jingles! Because nothing says nostalgia like a sing-along before the shenanigans start! 🎶😂📺
My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.
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Can't blame him, he's cleaning his suit of armor! 🧽🛡️😂
Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?
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Ah, the good old days when you could plan a whole meal during a song download… 🍕📥😅
The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
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I dennis this comment so much, I've already sent it 47 letters and a mixtape 🚀✉️🤣
I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.
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Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶
I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.
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Who knew we'd be longing for catchy tunes about questionable life choices? 🎶🍷😂
The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.
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Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.
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Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶♂️😅