Funny squishing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"

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