If you're going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Commentary:
"Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Commentary:
"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"