Funny squishing quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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