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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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Going viral on TikTok:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Making waves on Facebook:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Spotted on Twitch:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

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Shared recently on Discord:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Just shared via Twitch:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Freshly posted on X:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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