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16 Funny step quotes

Trying is the first step toward failure.

1 month ago

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

1 month ago

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

1 month ago

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

1 month ago

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

3 months ago

The first step to recovery is addiction.

3 months ago

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

3 months ago

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

3 months ago

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

3 months ago

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

3 months ago

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

3 months ago

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

3 months ago

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

3 months ago

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

3 months ago

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

3 months ago

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

3 months ago