16 Funny step quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Trying is the first step toward failure.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic wisdom of Homer Simpson. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again… until you fail gloriously and have a good story to tell at parties!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of forgiveness – where you take a deep breath, count to ten, and remind yourself that not everyone can be blessed with the same level of intelligence. It's like a special kind of compassion for the intellectually challenged, bless their hearts."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate challenge – the 'Get Off the Couch' program. Step 1: Look at the couch longingly. Step 2: Contemplate the possibility of standing up. Step 3: Take a deep breath and consider the benefits of movement. Stay tuned for Step 12: Actually getting up… maybe."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mix-up! 😅 Looks like we've stumbled onto a new self-help trend. Remember folks, if you want to recover, first get addicted! 🔄🙌 #Oops #LifeAdvice"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first step to recovery is addiction.

  Commentary:
  "The first step to recovery is addiction? 🤔 Well, I guess even rehab centers need repeat customers! 🔄🙈"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the pun-tastic potential of blending family dynamics with fancy French phrases! 😄🇫🇷 It's certainly a faux pas not to appreciate the humor in our everyday relationships. Step aside, stepdad, here comes the faux pas with all its accidental charm! 😉 #DadJokeGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

  Commentary:
  🚓 Police officer: please step out of your vehicle.
  🤣 Me: after this song, hold on.
  🎶 *Busts out dance moves inside the car* 😄🚗

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you're on the way to becoming a certified closet inspector! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew that the first step towards decluttering involved just staring at your clothes intensely? 😂 Better watch out, closet, you're about to get 'cleaned' with that laser beam focus! 🔦💃

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I've added lunges to my workout routine. It's a big step forward…literally! Who knew exercising could be so pun-derful? Keep lunging ahead, you're really stepping up your fitness game! 💪🚶‍♂️"

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