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16 Funny step quotes

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025