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22 Funny step quotes

Funny step quotes bring laughter and lighthearted vibes to the unique journey of becoming a stepparent or having stepfamily moments πŸ˜„βœ¨ Whether you’re navigating quirky family dynamics or celebrating blended love, these clever lines add a sprinkle of humor and warmth πŸŒŸπŸ‘£ Get ready to smile, relate, and share the joy of stepfamily life with a playful twist! πŸŽ‰β€οΈ

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Posted on19 hours ago19 hours ago

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Posted on6 months ago

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Posted on6 months ago

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Posted on6 months ago

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Posted on6 months ago

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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