33 Funny stranger quotes

• Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, humor, i, interaction, internet, online, outside, people, social, social interaction, sometimes, stranger, strangers, talk, wonder

• If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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  3 weeks ago

  accent, bit, British, called, comedy, humor, odd, parody, show, stranger, Stranger Things, things, TV, TV Show, wordplay

• Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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  1 month ago

  backflip, dream, forever, funny dream, just, memory, show, someone, stranger, surprise, unexpected, unexpected visitor, visitor

• Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, confidence, having, humor, i, idea, imagine, interaction, me, negative, negative opinion, opinion, person, social, social interaction, stranger, unknown, unknown person

• Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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  2 months ago

  answering, call, cell, cell phone, communication, hitchhiker, humor, joke, number, phone, phone call, picking, safety, stranger, unexpected, unexpected call, unknown, unknown number

• Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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  2 months ago

  actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers

• I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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  2 months ago

  actually, again, conversation, encounter, humor, i, insight, love, never, perspective, random, random encounter, say, shit, stranger, strangers, talking

• Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, honey, humor, internet, media, online, online conversation, relationship, social, social media, stranger, strangers, talking

• Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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  2 months ago

  being, conversation, forced, hitchhiker, humor, interaction, picking, risk, small, small talk, social, social interaction, stranger, talk, travel, worth

• Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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  2 months ago

  beliefs, daily, day, every, good, humor, over, soul, stranger, strangers, vomiting

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