I'm at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I'd probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of gratitude and existential crisis. 🚗😂 Remember, it's always nice to be polite, even when life tries to run you over!"

In English we say: "You changed." But in poetry we say: "You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were."

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Commentary:
When dealing with heartbreak, English gets right to the point while poetry takes the scenic route and grabs a cup of tea along the way ☕️💔 Emotions are like a complex labyrinth – one moment you're discussing change, the next you're wistfully pondering ghosts of relationships past 👻💔 Ah, the power of language to beautifully capture the messiness of love and loss! 📜❤️ #PoetryVsProse

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Commentary:
"Karma is out there keeping score, reminding us that even seagulls have their day in the sun ☀️🕊️ Just imagine the look on that seagull's face when it collects its karmic dues! 😂 #KarmaIsReal #SeagullRevenge"

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you've got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃"

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Commentary:
"Who needs hobbies and family when you can spend hours arguing with strangers online? 💻🤣 Remember, the internet never sleeps, but your loved ones might if you don't log off! #OnlineWarrior"

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Commentary:
"Arguing online is like playing chess with a pigeon – no matter how well you play, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces and strut around like it won anyway. 🐦💻 Better to wave the white flag and call it a day before the pigeons take over the internet!"

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

"What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?" I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like someone misunderstood the concept of a "random act of kindness" 🤦‍♂️🚫 Next time, how about treating them to some ice cream instead? You might save them from a potential headache… literally! 🍦🤣 #RandomActsOfKindnessGoneWrong

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Commentary:
"Oh, you think talking to my pet is strange? Have you tried chatting with Karen from accounting? 🐱🤔👩‍💼 #PetTalksWin"

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Commentary:
"Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you've got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB"