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I know, right? My "Strangers Offering Free Drugs" punch card is still completely blank! 😅🍬🚫
39 Funny stranger quotes
Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.
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Having an existential crisis every time I step outside: Are you my online buddies or just NPCs? 🤔🤖👀
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧
Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.
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When your brain casts unexpected gymnastic talents for your dreams: "Surprise! It’s Backflip Bob!" 🤸♂️😂💫
Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.
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You have a mysterious talent for disliking strangers! 🤔😂👻
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
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Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.
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Strangers: the surprise piñatas of perspective shifts 🎉🤔✨
Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.
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"Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"
Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
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"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"