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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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56 shares on Twitch this month:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

67 shares on Threads this month:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Making waves on Reddit:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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