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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,648

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The future is buffering.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Making waves on Telegram:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Broadcasted on X:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Live now on Reddit:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Making waves on Threads:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Live now on Discord:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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Funny sunrise quotes are here to add a touch of humor to your early mornings! 🌅😄 Whether you’re not quite a morning person or just enjoy a good laugh with your coffee, these quotes offer a lighthearted take on the beauty and struggle of greeting the dawn. Start your day with a smile and a chuckle! ☕️😂

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,793

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Just landed via Slack:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Making waves on Discord:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Trending via Telegram:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Trending via Twitch:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Spotted on Threads:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Just landed via Twitch:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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