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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Seen just now on Discord:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Seen just now on Messenger:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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