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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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Share →: My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Oh, the true superpower of impeccable timing! 💫 That uncanny ability to part ways with something just before its redemption day is a special skill indeed. 🕰️ Who needs a superhero cape when you can master the art of perfectly mistimed decluttering? 🦸‍♂️🗑️ #ThrowItAwayRightBeforeINeedIt
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Share →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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"Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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