I think the most financially irresponsible thing I've done is get my kids to like sushi.

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Commentary:
"Who would have thought that introducing your kids to sushi could be the gateway drug to a life of luxury dining experiences? 🍣💸 Next thing you know, they'll be asking for caviar and truffle fries as their everyday snacks! #ParentingFail #SushiAddicts"

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Commentary:
"Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Commentary:
"Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"