Funny sushi quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

  Commentary:
  "Who would have thought that introducing your kids to sushi could be the gateway drug to a life of luxury dining experiences? 🍣💸 Next thing you know, they'll be asking for caviar and truffle fries as their everyday snacks! #ParentingFail #SushiAddicts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

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