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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Trending via Instagram:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Just shared via Slack:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Making waves on Threads:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Just shared via Reddit:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Shared recently on Discord:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Going viral on Twitch:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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31 shares on X this month:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

67 shares on Discord this month:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Going viral on YouTube:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Just shared via Twitch:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Shared recently on X:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Just landed via Snapchat:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Going viral on Instagram:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Going viral on Telegram:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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