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Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Going viral on Slack:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Seen just now on X:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Going viral on TikTok:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Trending via Slack:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Spotted on Twitch:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Just shared via Reddit:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

52 shares on Slack this month:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

98 shares on X this month:

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Making waves on WeChat:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Making waves on Messenger:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Live now on X:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Just landed via Twitch:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Breaking via Instagram:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Breaking via X:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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