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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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