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Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Aura is the real business card.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Going viral on YouTube:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Freshly posted on X:

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

Going viral on Snapchat:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Just landed via Messenger:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Spotted on Threads:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Going viral on TikTok:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

41 shares on Slack this month:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

27 shares on Discord this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Shared recently on YouTube:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Breaking via WeChat:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Just landed via Threads:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Going viral on Twitch:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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