Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Commentary:
🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!
6 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"
6 months ago
Share →: Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Commentary:
"Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone"
6 months ago
Share →: (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Commentary:
"Whoa, diving straight into the deep end of the relationship pool, are we? 💔💬 Better buckle up for this rollercoaster of a conversation, folks! 🎢😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Commentary:
"Trying to reason with someone holding onto stupid views is like trying to teach a cat to bark 🙀🐶 It's an uphill battle, my friend! But hey, at least you'll have some amusing stories to share at parties 🎉 #FoolishFolks #ChallengingConversations"
6 months ago
Share →: I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Commentary:
"Oops, my face has a mind of its own! 😂 Honestly, it's like a separate entity just reacting to your words without my permission. 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Expressions may vary wildly during conversation!' 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Commentary:
"Wow, sounds like your vocal cords are throwing a surprise party for your tongue every time you speak! 🎉🗣️ Practice makes perfect, unless you're going for the quirky first-timer vibe! 😉 #SpeakLouderConfidence"
6 months ago
Share →: Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Commentary:
"Finally, an app for those 'Ah, sweet romantic love…' moments… and also for the 'Honey, did you take out the trash?' chats. 💬💍 #MaritalBliss #HusbandDuties"
6 months ago
Share →: Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Commentary:
"Light may travel faster than sound, but the speed of disappointing first impressions is unmatched! 🌟🗣️ #ShineBrightTillYouOpenYourMouth"