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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
177 Funny talk quotes
I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.
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Just waiting for my dog to text me back… any minute now! 🐶📱😂
Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.
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Sounds like you've mastered the ancient art of active disengagement! 😂🕒✨
Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂
I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.
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When you argue with yourself and still lose the debate 🤔🤦♂️💭😂
Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.
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Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉
It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.
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When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.
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"Ah, the professional benchwarmers of life! 🛋️🙄 Why do when you can discuss?"
The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.
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"Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"