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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Funny talking back quotes

Funny talking back quotes are the ultimate way to spice up conversations with a dash of sass and humor 😏🔥 Whether you’re serving quick comebacks or witty replies, these gems bring laughter and attitude in perfect balance 😂💬 Ready to level up your clap-back game and keep everyone on their toes? Let’s dive into some cheeky lines that turn talking back into an art form 🎯😎

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Live now on Twitch:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Making waves on Twitch:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Just landed via Telegram:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Going viral on Twitch:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Freshly posted on X:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Live now on TikTok:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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