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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Trending via Instagram:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Just shared via Instagram:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Going viral on Reddit:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Breaking via Threads:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Just landed via Reddit:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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30 shares on Reddit this month:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

71 shares on Discord this month:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Going bananas on YouTube:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Making waves on Snapchat:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Just shared via Reddit:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Seen just now on WeChat:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Just shared via Telegram:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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