Funny Taylor Swift quotes — Wordgag ツ

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

3 months ago2 months ago

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

3 months ago2 months ago

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

3 months ago2 months ago

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

5 months ago2 months ago

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 15, 2023

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 2, 2023