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6 months ago
Share →: No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Commentary:
"Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃‍♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌"
6 months ago
Share →: I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like this person already has enough stress at work without adding you to the mix! 😂🔥 Looks like you'll need to find another destination for your unwanted company! 🌍🚫 #WorkplaceDrama
6 months ago
Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Commentary:
"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! 🥄💪 Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! 💃🍦
6 months ago
Share →: It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Commentary:
Oh, this person has clearly mastered the art of awkward encounters! 🙈 It's like a real-life sitcom episode playing out at random restaurants. 😂 Next level humor mixed with a sprinkle of discomfort, served with a side of expert timing! 🍽️🤣
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Commentary:
"Forget #RelationshipGoals, I want #NemesisGoals! Who knew arch enemies could be this exciting? 😂💥🤜🤛"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mystery of men… It's like playing a game of charades where you have to shout out the answer before they even make a move! 🤷‍♀️💡 But hey, who needs surprises when you've got clear communication, am I right ladies? 😂💁‍♀️"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Commentary:
Looks like the aardvark scored the cool name jackpot while the anteater got stuck with the "it's almost the weekend, let's just go with that" label 😂🐜. It's all about timing in the animal kingdom! 🦛🌟
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Commentary:
It's like they've mastered the art of anti-humor! 👀 Knock knock. Who's there? You should definitely answer, because they've been knocking for what feels like eternity! 🚪😂 But hey, at least they're persistent in spreading the word, even if the punchline falls flat! 🤣
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bedtime story when you have the magical cure-all for dehydration? 🚰💤 Just a parent's clever way of ensuring hydration levels stay afloat! Cheers to bedtime, the universal solution for everything! 🌙😂"