A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said 'Thank God for that, what are they?'

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Commentary:
Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn

Thank God my pets can't talk. They simply know too much.

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Commentary:
"Imagine the secrets our furry friends would spill if they could speak! 🐱🐶 Maybe it's best to keep their world domination plans under wraps. Thank goodness for their loyalty and silence… for now. 🔐😂"