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26 Funny throwing quotes

Funny throwing quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of tossing, whether it’s a ball, shade, or your worries! πŸŽ―πŸ˜‚ Perfect for sports lovers, pranksters, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh while letting go. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort as we dive into some witty, playful sayings that make throwing way more entertaining! πŸŽ‰πŸ™Œ #ThrowItLikeYouMeanIt

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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