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Funny ticket quotes

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

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