Funny quotes ticket

Funny ticket quotes

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

1 month ago

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

3 months ago

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

3 months ago

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

3 months ago

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

3 months ago

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

3 months ago