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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Making waves on Discord:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Making waves on YouTube:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Just shared via Discord:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Going viral on Discord:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Reported on Twitch:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Trending via Instagram:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Just landed via TikTok:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Share →: The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Freshly posted on X:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Spotted on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Just landed via X:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Going viral on TikTok:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Spotted on Messenger:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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