75 Funny together quotes

• Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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  6 hours ago

  activity, birthday, cake, celebrate, celebration, day, eat, eating, fun, fun activity, party, stranger, together

• Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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  7 hours ago

  being, break, daily, daily life, day, every, family, hold, hold it together, humor, i, just, life, mom, relief, single, stress, stress relief, together

• My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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  14 hours ago

  hack, humor, husband, lose, matching, matching pair, me, packing, pair, reader, rolling, sock, sock trick, together, told, travel, travel hack, trick, trip, used

• I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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  17 hours ago

  caught, cream, diet, dieting, eat, eating, food, going, humor, husband, i, ice, ice cream, last, last night, night, relationship, second, spouse, together

• The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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  19 hours ago

  culture, holding, internet, movie, old, old movie, people, preservation, society, together, upload

• Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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  19 hours ago

  able, application, best, best friend, friend, friends, friendship, hiring, humor, job, jobs, set, should, teamwork, together

• Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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  1 day ago

  bonding, boner, carpool, club, drive, grown, grown man, home, humor, male, male bonding, man, men, strip, strip club, together

• How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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  2 weeks ago

  anything, bed, couple, couples, done, girlfriend, humor, i, laziness, leave, live, living, living together, procrastination, relationship, together

• White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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  1 month ago

  competition, elephant, exchange, fight, fighting, game, garbage, gift, gift exchange, holiday, holiday game, humor, nothing, over, people, together, white, white elephant

• Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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  2 months ago

  accomplish, cartoon, collaboration, funny thought, got, humor, imagination, jerry, just, once, partnership, teamwork, thought, together, tom, Tom and Jerry

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