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7 days ago
Share →: Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Commentary:
"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Commentary:
"BRB, busy using duct tape and coffee! ☕️😂 #LifeInProgress"
1 month ago
Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"
2 months ago
Share →: Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Commentary:
"🏰🎩🤣 Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? 🌍🤝 Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! 🏰✨ #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Commentary:
🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Commentary:
"Who needs their life to be put together anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the mess – that's where the fun is! 🎉 Just remember, it's hard for something to fall apart if it was never fully assembled in the first place! 😜 #LifeMotto"
3 months ago
Share →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Commentary:
Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂
3 months ago
Share →: True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

Commentary:
"True friends don't judge each other, they save their best critiques for the rest of the world! 👯‍♂️👀 #SquadGoals #FriendshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"
4 months ago
Share →: We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Commentary:
"We go together like Drunk and Disorderly – a perfect match made in mischief! 🥴🚓 Let the chaos ensue with this dynamic duo! 🤪💥"