Funny quotes together

39 Funny together quotes

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

2 weeks ago

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

1 month ago

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

1 month ago

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

1 month ago

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

2 months ago

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

2 months ago

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

2 months ago

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

2 months ago

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

3 months ago

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

3 months ago

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

3 months ago

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

3 months ago

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

3 months ago

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

3 months ago

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

3 months ago

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

3 months ago

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

3 months ago

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

3 months ago

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

3 months ago

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

3 months ago