Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm! 😂🔧 Who needs fancy tools when you have the power of makeshift fixes and witty comebacks? 💪😜 Keep calm and meme on, folks! 🤣 #LifeHacks #SarcasticSolutions"

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Commentary:
"Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮‍♂️ #FashionFail"

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Commentary:
"Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic combo of jittery energy with a side of lung damage! ☕🚬 Who needs a yawn when you can have a wheeze, right? 😂"

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Commentary:
🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it's all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa's sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Commentary:
"Big shoutout to all the smooth operators out there pretending to have their lives in perfect order, when really we're all just winging it like pros! 🕶️🎩 #FakeItTilYouMakeIt #MasterOfDisguise"

Don't worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a team of social media philosophers here, ready to take on logic and reason one meme at a time! 🤪💻 Who needs facts when you've got viral content, am I right? Keep up the good work, trendsetters! 🙌🏼🔥 #LogicWho #ReasonIsOverrated"

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Commentary:
"Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"

I'm going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Commentary:
"Getting your sh*t together only to have the world end? That's the ultimate plot twist! 🤷‍♂️😅 Better make sure the apocalypse doesn't ruin your glow-up game plan!"

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Commentary:
"Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"