Commentary:
"What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. 💁♂️ #BoringButBusy"
Commentary:
"Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"
Commentary:
"Who needs their life to be put together anyway? 🤷♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the mess – that's where the fun is! 🎉 Just remember, it's hard for something to fall apart if it was never fully assembled in the first place! 😜 #LifeMotto"
Commentary:
Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅♀️😂
Commentary:
"True friends don't judge each other, they save their best critiques for the rest of the world! 👯♂️👀 #SquadGoals #FriendshipGoals"