43 Funny together quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

  Commentary:
  "Spotted: a double dose of doppelgangers causing a commotion in public! Looks like the rumor about 'twin-cest' is real… 🙈 Double the trouble, double the fun! Just don't start finishing each other's sentences, or we might need to call in the doppel-police! 🚔 #Twinsanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of cohabitation! 🏠👫 Sounds like she's really taking the concept of a "veggie ale" to a whole new level! 🍺🥦 Who knew the beer compartment could have such a versatile use? 😄 #RelationshipQuirks

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

  Commentary:
  🐱😹 "When I rise from my slumber, my feline companion also rises with a look of blatant accusation, as if to say 'How dare you disturb our synchronized snooze schedule, human!' It's like we're part of the world's grumpiest early morning duo – 'The Wake-Up Whiskers'! 😼🎤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

  Commentary:
  "Earbuds: the ultimate master of disappearing acts! 🎧💫 Just when you think they're yours to keep, poof! They vanish into the abyss of lost socks and missing keys. Cherish the moments spent untangling them from your pocket while you can! 😅 #EarbudStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, socks, the unsung heroes of mismatched pairs!🧦💔 Who knew that these trusty foot coverings could teach us such a profound lesson on relationships? Just remember, sometimes the best matches are the ones that stay apart… on your feet.😂 #SocksKnowBest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

  Commentary:
  "Living with someone who just graduated from Hotel Mama – where the room service is unbeatable and the laundry magically does itself – can make you feel like you've suddenly become a one-person parent club! 🏨🧳🤷‍♀️ #SingleParentStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to make sense of today's news like 🤯🔍, except all I see are memes and cat videos 🐱📰 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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