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81 Funny trust quotes

Funny trust quotes 😂 are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, offering a chuckle while reminding us of the quirks of human relationships 🤝. These witty gems 💎 capture the delicate dance between faith and skepticism, often revealing truths we didn’t even know we needed to hear. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a laugh 🤣 with friends, these quotes are sure to hit the right note 🎶 while keeping trust at the heart.

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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