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Sounds like he's about to take a PhD course in how to mess things up 😂🎓
93 Funny trust quotes
Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.
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When he says, "I know a spot," just make sure your GPS is ready for a plot twist! 📍🤪🌀
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
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With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? 😂🤐💀
Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.
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"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.
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Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶
Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.
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Looks like my pinky is now my most valuable asset in the trust economy! 🤝😂🩷
One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.
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When you catch a liar in the act, but they still think they're in the Olympics of deception 🏅😒🤦♂️
Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.
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"Mastering the art of solo teamwork! 😅✌️ #TrustIssues101"
You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.
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"Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"
Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.
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"Looks like we've come full circle in the 'Who's the Tech-Savvy Now?' game! 😂🔄👵📱"