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93 Funny trust quotes

Funny trust quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, offering a chuckle while reminding us of the quirks of human relationships 🀝. These witty gems πŸ’Ž capture the delicate dance between faith and skepticism, often revealing truths we didn’t even know we needed to hear. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a laugh 🀣 with friends, these quotes are sure to hit the right note 🎢 while keeping trust at the heart.

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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