92 Funny trust quotes

• You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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  3 days ago

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• Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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  4 days ago

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• Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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  4 days ago

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• The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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  4 days ago

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• Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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  4 days ago

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• They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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  4 days ago

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• Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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  5 days ago

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• Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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  5 days ago

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• Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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  5 days ago

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• Never trust a wet fart.

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  5 days ago

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