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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
94 Funny trust quotes
The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.
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Love triangles are so last year; now it's more like a love hexagon! 🤔🔍❤️
Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.
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That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂
If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.
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Sure, and if pigs could fly, they’d have private jets too! 🐷🛩️
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.
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Joining the circus one questionable decision at a time 🎪🤡🌲
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.
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Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues
There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.
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Looks like we've all just agreed to play along with the world's longest game of "Guess the Day" 🤔📆😂
I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.
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Guess I'd rather be roasted than buttered up! 🔥😂
I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.
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😂🍔 If your burger arrives sideways and you lose it, maybe the problem isn't the sandwich! 🍟😆
Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.
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If he's a pro at winking, he might just be auditioning for Olympic-level winkathons! 😉😂